tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306338506645644207.post394689630514729213..comments2024-01-02T16:47:09.022+00:00Comments on The Veggiebox: Sexy free Christmas treatUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306338506645644207.post-11747471812380275732008-12-26T20:00:00.000+00:002008-12-26T20:00:00.000+00:00Cripes. I entered that 2058 thingie. Looks good.Cripes. <BR/><BR/>I entered that 2058 thingie. Looks good.nohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398443646324855212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306338506645644207.post-42368299794643798372008-12-23T19:46:00.000+00:002008-12-23T19:46:00.000+00:00Perhaps the problem is the category: Christmas Jok...Perhaps the problem is the category: Christmas Jokes. I delve through my memory and can't come up with any. <BR/><BR/>But console yourself that if I'd won it would require international postage.<BR/><BR/>This isn't a Christmas joke, but I'll tell it anyway, even though you've probably heard it, because it's Pam's favorite joke:<BR/><BR/>A man comes home to find his girlfriend in their bedroom packing her bags. "Why are you leaving me?" he demands. "Don't I buy you things, take care of you, support you...?"<BR/><BR/>"You're mean," she says. "You won't let me wear the clothes I want to wear, you won't go see the movies I want to see,you won't hang out with my friends, and on top of it all--I'm beginning to suspect that you're a pedophile!"<BR/><BR/>"Well!" he says. "Mighty big word for a nine-year-old."David Isaakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04928598446742324391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306338506645644207.post-58558756515201253402008-12-22T17:49:00.000+00:002008-12-22T17:49:00.000+00:00OK, here's my offering:'What's the most popular Ch...OK, here's my offering:<BR/>'What's the most popular Christmas wine? 'I don't like Brussel sprouts'...'<BR/>It's definitely an auditory joke, doesn't quite work written down. <BR/>If you want one which doesn't suffer from being written down, how about:<BR/>The four stages of life: You believe in Santa Claus, you don't believe in Santa Claus, you become Santa Claus, you look like Santa Claus'<BR/><BR/>Personally, I'm worried about this last stage...<BR/><BR/>Have a great Christamas both of you.Alishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18406189984167289987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306338506645644207.post-79084130789986265392008-12-22T09:00:00.000+00:002008-12-22T09:00:00.000+00:00God, you just can't give it away around here, can ...God, you just can't give it away around here, can you?nohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398443646324855212noreply@blogger.com