Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Patronise me

Ian Hocking on the requirements for making a full-time living as an artist by being patronised by a core audience. Not to be greedy, but I have a wife, daughter and mortgage to support, so I'd need a little more than he's asserting, but I'm happy to offer extras in return.

Number one fans

8 comments:

Aliya Whiteley said...

What kind of extras?

Neil said...

Erm, exclusive footage of Aliya Whiteley tap-dancing.

Aliya Whiteley said...

Hang on, shouldn't that be for MY fans?

And how exactly did you get that?

Doug Worgul said...

where can I see the aforementioned tap-dancing footage?

Neil said...

Ah, see, Doug, obviously I need you to sponsor me first, along with 1,999 other people. Otherwise, how will I afford my escape from Madame Whiteley?

Aliya Whiteley said...

Oh, I see, this is the 'Help Neil Flee From The Evil Clutches of His Blog-Mate' fund. I'm wiping away sympathetic tears at this very moment.

David Isaak said...

You mean those RAF Housewives vids are her?

Aliya Whiteley said...

Sigh...